The Prison Health Care Plan For Senior Citizens
Pretend you're a sick senior citizen and the government says that there are no nursing home spots available for you. What do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning, and all the free health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem, they're yours. Need glasses? That's great, you'll get them. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
Are you wondering who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they couldn't afford for you to go into that nursing home.
Remember, even though you get rid of 4 useless politicians with that gun and bullets, you must do your time. But that's okay. When you become a prisoner, you no longer have to pay any income taxes.
Is this a great country we live in or what?